friday november 16 2001    |    11:40 p.m.

1. it took me about thirty seconds, as i was typing out the date of this entry, to remember what month i'm living in.

2. guess what i did last night? i went to see a sneak preview of harry potter! (thanks, denise & johnny, who picked me up from work.) and i didn't have to wait in line! and i saw it before any of you! hahahahahahahahaha! (i know, i'm a jerk. just getting back in touch with my ten-year-old self. ahem. right.)

3. it [ see #2 ] was brilliant. hard to come back to my own mundane muggle life after that. oh well. go see it.

4. i totally smacked my cute manager's ass yesterday. we're talkin' seriously smacked it. i swear i didn't mean to. at least not consciously. i was turning around and his butt was in my way. so: impact. i was all freaked out that he'd be pissed off or report sexual harassment or something, but instead he called me "babe" for the rest of the night. not bad, huh? heh.

5. mister sorry about dresden is making me a mixtape. ooh yeah i'm a badass.

6. there is much ass in this list, isn't there.

7. my mom actually got me a pack of cigarettes (by request of course) on her way home from publix tonight. i'm still so flabbergasted that i haven't even opened it yet.

8. i think i just wanted to type up and entry in which i could shamelessly gloat.

9. and i think i'm allowed, dammit, since i have to get up in about five hours to work. i work saturday and sunday. as in, every saturday and sunday so far. oh well. it's not like i have a social life to speak of, right? and there's ass-smacking to look forward to, right?

10. i'm only half kidding.

11. please pray for george harrison.